{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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