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State Highway 94 is a state highway in the U.S. state of Texas that runs 50 miles (80 km) between Trinity and Lufkin. This route was designated on April 21, 1924, from Trinity to Groveton. On May 4, 1925, it was extended to Lufkin. On September 26, 1954, SH 94 was extended from old US 59 to new US 59 in Lufkin.
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